Apparently men putting flowers in their beards is a big thing now. What the hell is this? What next, letting vines or tree roots hang out your ass crack? I mean, Jesus fucking Christ. “Hey, look at me. I’m so masculine with this big, sexy beard, but I’m putting flowers in it so that I can make a deep statement about me having a soft side.” This is what the degenerate, millennial pop culture does: it takes something as beautiful and as wonderful as flowers, and then it defecates all over it by integrating whatever it is into some hipster bull shit fad that everyone obsesses over for four months until they move on to the next stupid craze.